Everyone loves a feud, right? Everyone from Hollywood to the Beltway – including Don “Cracked Egg” Trump Jr. – seems riveted by today’s Trump-Bannon wrestling-style throw downs. Rats, sinking ships, burning barns, pots & kettles – all these cliches are getting a good work-out on Twitter as celebrities and pundits weigh in on the president’s scorching statement on his former strategist and mentor of all things Right.
The best so far? Close call, but Jake Tapper’s Reservoir Dogs shout-out might top the roster.
Here’s a sample.
Woof, woof !!
Trump claims Bannon has lost his mind. Woof, woof !!
Bankers don't have to go to jail if their suits are really expensive. Woof, woof !!
Donald's button is bigger than Kim's. Woof, woof !!
My lawyer friends all tell me 'Stay away from the legal system' Woof, woof !! https://t.co/ybTeaTIFi6
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) January 3, 2018
There is now a book on Trump’s Reading List.
— Jeff Daniels (@Jeff_Daniels) January 3, 2018
In the Trump/Bannon divorce who gets custody of the Nazi's?
— Patricia Arquette (@PattyArquette) January 3, 2018
"Russia helped save the country from fools and crazies” – a Breitbart bulletin board member, defending Trump against Steve Bannon's claim of treason.
— James Gunn (@JamesGunn) January 3, 2018
Bannon vs Trump. Whoever wins, we lose.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) January 3, 2018
Wow, Just looked at the comments section on Breitbart. Wow. When Bannon has lost Breitbart, he’s left with . . . umm, nothing.
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) January 3, 2018
Hell hath no fury like a Bannon scorned.
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) January 3, 2018