I lost my virginity to a teddy bear
Warning: This is an extremely vivid recollection of one boy’s steamy affair with a teddy bear. It is notsuitable for kids.
Look, sex education’s not always great at providing answers.
I mean yeah, you get pretty skilled at drawing fallopian tubes, but how do boys learn about sex for non-reproductive reasons?
Well this boy took it upon himself to seize his own answers.
By seizing his mum’s favourite plush toy and getting some first-hand experience.
Remember, this is society’s fault.
Society drove him to do this.
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